We just finished with a big election. Got a new president on the way as well as several new members in the house and senate. Spirits are high about new changes and a new boost for our great country.
We're screwing up. The votes have been cast and looking back we've kicked ourselves in the crotch. I'm not saying Obama won't do a fine job, I'm sure he will. He's got some good qualities and appears to be a good man for the job. But, I think we're putting the wrong people in office.
Right now, it's a rich man's game. We elect rich people and expect them to actually care about poor people. Hell, most of the don't even know any poor people.
If you really want to see change, elect some bums and pimps. You give me a bum and I'll show you a man that knows hard times. A man that knows how to rise up out of the sewer and keep going.
A gave a bum $5 the other day. He looked like he needed it more than I did. If an IRS came to my house looking for $5 I would have taken to aspirin and called a lawyer in the morning. A bum knows how to hustle. They pick up a buck or two here and there. Plus, they know how to spend their money. Pint of Thunderbird or dinner? They weight their options and make an informed decision. That's what we need on Capital Hill.
I also want to put pimps in congress. Nobody takes care of business like a pimp. Any man that can get a woman to sell HER body for sex and give HIM the money knows how to get things done. Pimps know how to multi-task, how to deal with intense and sometimes hostile situations.
Yep we need bums and pimps. To hell with voting for rich folks that had rather be swinging a golf club than working for the people. Sure pimps swing golf clubs too. I'm sure they'd use a 1-iron on North Korea's leaders to straighten up and act right.
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Have you SEEN the criminal records of some of those guys in Congress? Honey, we have elected some bums and pimps.
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